MBA- seemingly, one of the easiest courses to enter and pursue because of the abundant institutions' present in the country. But
life becomes difficult once you enter and ending up with flying colors’ seems a
forgone dream. To assume it as a piece of paper is an unpardonable sin because
it is beyond that. It is a process of carving out a personality which inspires,
to imbibe the values which lets’ you stand firm and to attain the knowledge and
experience which is above the bookworm mindsets.
But as I met students across different institutes’, there are certain
habits among them which makes them ineffective which are following:
Me ye kyu kar raha
hu…!!!!!!!!!
Majority of crowd doesn't have an
answer to this question because they have never thought upon that. The problem with a lot of them lies with the fact that they think about the question after taking the course rather than having a pre-assessment of the same. And they find themselves taking a wrong step at a right time.
Ab soch k fayda bh kyaaa……ab to beda gark ho
gaya hai….!!!!!! Well, here are few
possible answers:
· -To fulfill the unsolicited wish of their
parents’ who wants their son/daughters to pursue an MBA for maintaining a status in society. Warna, society wale kya sochege........!!!!
· -To become the next Mrs. Verma/ Sharma/ Gupta etc.
Unarguably, to marry a qualified boy with a handsome salary, one needs to hold
a so-called degree to lure the boy. Afterall,
USA ke hot beaches pe selfies kon lega….this type of girls suffers from identity crisis!!!!!
· -Borne out of their herd mindset where they
follow the footsteps of their close ones or every shit advice that comes
across or because the guy next door is also doing the same......to hum kyu peeche rahe bhedchaal me......!!!!!
I know google has a demo answer to this question too…..but you can fool
others’, not yourself……….!!!!!
Yeh dosti hum nahi
chodege……!!!!!!!
I find this habit among
ineffective MBA’s because I have seen people betraying their potential, subverting
their decision and losing their respect just because of their friends for life. You search for people
with same habits, culture, values, ethnicity etc. and form a group which seems redundant to me.
My observation says, those who form groups never get the ability to
stand for their own and think on their own because they always have people
around them, giving them the bullshit and unasked advice.
Friendship, in fact, is a
beautiful part of their (and our) lives but when it starts to squeeze out more
than what it imparts, the results endanger their own existence. They always
seek the comfort zone they become habitual of, their decisions are affected by
the decision of their group and they
eternally declare…………. Rehna hai tumhari
chaav mein…………!!!!!!
As a result more people into their lives, more issues and
more messed up life overall.
That’s why I always believe…….Har
ek friend jaroori nahi hota hai……..!!!!!!! Aur jo tera hai wo mera nai hota
hai…….!!!!!!!!!!
Make some noise for “
BRILLIANT” boyzzz……!!!!!!!!
This type of ineffective MBA’s
start their aspirations by preparing for top-notch B-schools of country such as
IIM’s, find themselves incompetent of making it through and sacrifice with a
sub-standard degree college.
They fail not because of their
incompetency but because of their attitude which continueds in the process of becoming a manager. They make BRILLIANT’s and YASHRAJ’s
their favorite tool for last minute preparations and don’t take the plunge to
refer to any books which can provide them substantial knowledge of that
subject……and the truth gets revealed at placement times…..!!!!!
They always seek marks as the
benchmark of success and adore the teachers’ who distributes marks in largess.
They can do anything in lieu of marks, even sitting for a long lecture without getting anything meaningful out of it. Truth is that your achievement section should speak louder than marks section......!!!!!
To say the least……THEY AIM FOR “IIM” BUT WORK LIKE “IIN”
The reality is, if they keep a
right attitude and approach, they can convert even an IIN into an IIM…….!!!!!
Panchayatiiiiii…….!!!!!!
Ask them about the recent hook-up, break-up, who’s dating whom, match-making, favorite outing destination, the color of t-shirt, rates of various party destinations, the visiting company in which they missed a chance, Facebook-Watsapp status etc. and they can have prolonged discussion and a Major Research on this topic.
Generally, they don’t lack
research abilities but their application is scattered across the areas I
mentioned above. They have a lot of panchayati
about issues which are not relevant in their personal lives. Gossiping becomes their characteristic, bitching becomes their unending love and
they discuss about people more than ideas
in their life.
On the other hand, invite them
for a discussion on a current topic, ask them to do thorough research before
the session, ask them for an assignment which boosts creativity, ask them about
the current economic scenario of country and other related issues, they are
ready with cut/copy/paste methodology or google-logy in which they can be entitled a diploma certificate.
Bahanebaaji…….!!!!!!!
Excuses form the fabric of their persona, with which they try to
hide their ineffectiveness. When they don’t get selected in a company, the
excuse that comes out is “Yaar, ye
company achi nahi h” “Iska package acha nahi hai” “Location achi nahi h” “Mjhe
to private sector me jana hi nahi hai, yuhi beth raha/rahi hu”. But the
fact of the matter is, it can appease them but can’t hide their inability.
They would rather prefer blaming
it on college and lack of available resources when somebody questions their
skills, which even they know is doubtful. They are creative enough to find new bahanaas for every new mistake they
commit but their real creativity stay away every time.
And when they can’t find a valid
excuse to hide their inefficiency, they say…… “My life, my choice…..”
Bol-vachan…..!!!!!!!
This type of people distribute
half-baked knowledge in front of everyone, can discuss kuch bhi on Watsapp, can pass invalid comments on anyone without
having any knowledge but hinder themselves from showing communication skills at an appropriate time.
Their netagiri takes the front stage when a party is to be organized, an
outing is planned or any event is to be celebrated, they work enthusiastically
because of the benefits attached to it but doesn't initiate anything when it matters the most. A leader is one who invites others’ on a journey but they are real
netaas who stands for nothing in general and everything in particular.
A productive event is equal to
GT…..!!!!!!!
For these kinds of students, they
don’t participate in a productive event, conclave or a seminar and solemnly declare
the day to be a GT (A new form of holiday which again speaks about their netagiri) because they don’t have the
time/money for that. Exact opposite to that, they can pay any sum for a party,
can spend hours in an apparel shop to show-off what they don’t possess but never
participate at all where their skills can be improved.
They don’t participate because
they fall into advice of someone who has always did the same…….relying on others’ opinions to go somewhere……….and
the line that can be applied to those advisors is….
Jinhone meether angoor ka swaad hi nah ilia…..wo bolte hai ki angoor
khatte h……..!!!!!!
Apart from that, if they are
ready to participate, the first question that they ask is “Certificate milegaa kyaaa?” More worse was someone trying to apply
his/her jugaad to get a certificate
without actually participating in the event. This adds on to their resume and
only resume and never adds on to their skill set……and in the process……they lag behind……..!!!!!!
Well, there are two type of people……ek….jo har chij me “BHAG” lete h……aur
dusre……jo har chij se “BHAAG” lete hai……!!!!!!!!!!
(P.S: If you find your habits matched with the one i mentioned above......very frankly..... Jaago baccho jaago......!!!!!)
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